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Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Finish line

A cautionary tale of looking for yourself in the Facebook photos of the recent Doughboy Challenge 5k.

Here she comes folks. That green blur in the background. Looking good. Oh wait - a kid is beating her. Then again, probably lots of kids beat her.

Oh wait, maybe not so good. Looks like she's in pain. Looks like she's thinking, "I hate running - I hate running so much. I think I'm going to die."

She tries to smile for the camera but it doesn't work. She can't control her facial muscles. In reflection she spends way to much time looking at her thighs and thinking critical thoughts. But at least she matches the race cones!

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